Do you watch Throw Down with Bobby Flay? Every once in awhile we do. Last night, tired of hockey and skiing, we switched to the Food Network. It was a paella throw down. Bobby described what one needs in a good paella pan.
Commence marital misunderstanding...
TV Bobby: You need one with a thick bottom.
Carter: That's like you.
Beth: What?
Carter: That's like you. (starting to sense something has gone wrong)
Beth: What's like me?
Carter: The, uh, paella pan.
Beth: Um, WHAT?
Carter: The bottom of the paella pan.
Beth: HOW is it like me?
Carter: It has a fit bottom.
Beth: He said "THICK BOTTOM." It doesn't even make sense for a pan to have a "fit bottom."
Carter: Sorry.
Beth: I'll be out back doing lunges. (Just kidding. I didn't really say that.)
Who knew paella could cause such problems? Throw down indeed.
(Just for the record, I have a flat pancake bottom, so neither thick nor fit actually.)
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